Nobody has my back more than my best friend Fozzie Bear! Granted, sometimes when he's got my back he's ducking from tomatoes Statler & Waldorf are throwing at him, but still!
Today, Constantine and I are celebrating 10 years of #MuppetsMostWanted ! If you can't tell which of us is which, you should probably watch the movie... and you ought to watch it even if you can, too!
If you're green like me, then #StPatricksDay is your lucky day! 🍀🍀🍀 If you're not green, make sure you wear something that is, that way you can be pinch-proof like me.
Huge thanks to my pal @willienelsonofficial for inviting me to join him at his Luck Reunion show last night. I had the absolute best time performing “Rainbow Connection” with you, Willie!
📸: Alana Swaringen
Feel free to copy any of my "Good grief, it's Monday again" faces any time you're feeling the Monday blues today. At least for a minute you'll feel green instead of blue!
Hip-hop-hooray, it's #LeapDay ! Since a day like this only comes around every four years, it's the perfect opportunity to be embrace your inner frog, take a leap of faith, and try something new.
I'm not entirely sure how, but I don't have anything to do right now! Say, could you help me out by giving me some questions to answer? If I look busy, maybe nobody will bother me!
It's so cold outside! How cold is it? I'm not sure, but I don't recommend asking Fozzie Bear unless you've got at least half an hour for his winter weather jokes.