HapPea Vegans

@happeavegans

Local pick up available in San Antonio. PICK UP BY APPT ONLY. Shipping available to lower 48 only. Your local vegan meat dealer/pitmaster
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I told myself I shouldn’t be a @franklinsbbq troll. Then my other personality said “Phuck it…..let’s royale!” Should you not strive to be the best? @blacksbbq you too! (The “bad brisket” photos used were random and did not belong to anyone mentioned) These fellas have put in the work to make a name in the BBQ world for Texas and MAMASAN FATASS IS READY to put years of learning how to smoke with the boys to test! @foodnetwork call me 🤙! Until that happens mama fatass made the brisket so good, make the non believers BELIEVE! Believe in a world where animals are not exploited and we can still gather with our loved ones and feast like we always have! Mama don’t disappoint! @lizzobeeating call me boo boo! Mama got your beautiful ass! I know those who preordered are salivating and imma make sure I put extra love into each order! Okay yall let’s make this message is shared around the globe! Them honey bun eating madafukas think we eating tofu m salads still. It’s 2022 & baby I have arrived and working on a relaunch! Share share share. Thanks kids! Love y’all more than y’all will ever know! #realtexasbbq #veganbbq #veganbrisket #pitmasters #foodnetworkcallme
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1 year ago
My competition is ME! I ask myself after every batch “Self, wtf you always talking to yourself?” Followed up by “WWMD? How can I improve?” I give myself real feedback and every batch I tweak until I finally hit gold! 4 years in the making and 50 recipes later…….I introduce you to mama’s lil gold nuggs! Vegan brisket burnt ends! When I say these are legit, believe me! These would fool any non believers! I’ve been crafting my smoking techniques for years, always reading to old and new techniques and wood types. @franklinbbq I’m ready baby! I’m ready to sign up for whatever pitmaster competition is out there! These babies are so damn good! I’m ready to prove to those who don’t believe, that I was born to change the game! I was born to create something new for my community, but for all to enjoy! If you preordered the Grill n Chill pack for Labor Day, you’ll find these in your package, but mama is crazy and has to take it level TEXAN 5! We gotta chicken fry them! Okay gotta go! Working on preorders and been smoking for days now! (We make all our meats! We don’t use shit you can buy at grocery store 🥸) Tuttles madafukas! #veganburntends #veganbbq #veganbrisket #veganmeat #veganpitmaster
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1 year ago
*****SITE DROPPING THIS WEEK***Baby hands couldn’t wait to get her greedy ass lil hands on our scratch made vegan burnt ends. I know y’all are restless, waiting for the site to drop. Please know I’m literally working everyday on stockpile, website, marketing and cooking. I hope y’all have notifications on, awaiting the news for site launch and more made to order foods. Mama love y’all like family. Do y’all a remember a time going to granny house, leaving with a plate and she always put a lil extra something in there for you. #livingforhappeaness Okay Tuttles! This site ain’t gonna make it by itself. #veganburntends #veganbbq #veganpitmaster #veganbutcher #vegancomfortfoods #veganfoodie #vegansoftexas #texasvegans #sanantoniovegans #satxvegans #texasfirstveganbutcher
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3 days ago
She hit the lottery or did I hit the lottery??? 🥲 #Repost @bittersweet__ with @use.repost ・・・ My fortune seems to have done a complete 180 in the past three months. How else can I explain the abundance of @happeavegans handmade plant-based meats that landed on my doorstep? This is genuinely akin to winning the lottery, and honestly the same kind of value in my eyes. There’s simply nothing else like it. Not in the stores, not that I can even make myself. I’m starting slow with their sliced turkey and hot damn, its downright divine. It’s so rich and smoky, tender yet just the right amount of toothsome, thin enough to pile on a sandwich but so substantial that you don’t need much. Sorry if this is a tease based on its scarcity, but I feel that the world must know of its wonders all the same. I’m still pulling for much wider availability of these savory treasures, if only for my own sake!
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7 days ago
Did you catch the last post? I’m slowly, but surely gearing up to bring back WTF we started in 2018……TEXAS 1st vegan butcher! We’ve pivoted to stay alive and we going back, to what we love; which is feeding y’all! I miss my Thursday dates with Mello, seeing Joe and Nicole every weekend, miss watching all my babies grow up. I know this situation isn’t the plan we had hoped for, but it’s keeping us in the game another day to keep working hard to improve all we do. (Most importantly, to see the family) Tomorrow we will offer the option to order with link in bio, for pick up. Brisket banh mi with my beloved Auntie Lularee’s potato salad. (Did you know I smoked my brisket over 20 hours?) I will have link available by this evening 8pm. Thanks for the love/support……you are the motivation, to keep going! Smooches madafakas! Note: Yes, this is a pic of our meatball banh mi, but I’m serving a brisket banh mi. I don’t believe in posting fake pics, but I know y’all eat with your eyes. #texasfirstveganbutcher #veganbutcher #brisketbanhmi #veganbbq #veganpitmaster #vegansmokedmeats #vegancomfortfood #veganjunkfood #texasvegans #txvegans #satxvegans
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9 days ago
#Repost @thecolorfulcourtney with @use.repost ・・・ The vegan collab we’ve all been waiting for: @happeavegans + @reveriebakeshop BBQ Burnt Ends Kolaches! 🤩 Once I heard about this epic collaboration between two of my favorite Texas vegan + woman owned businesses, I HAD to go get some to try! 😋 And guess what?! It was everything I could have hoped it would be and more! 😛 👏🏻 @reveriebakeshop has always made amazing kolaches so filling them with @happeavegans ’ vegan meat only took them to the NEXT LEVEL and the flavor was 🔥! 🙌🏻 I might have snagged the last 3 in the case 😅 but good news! 😯 @happeavegans & @reveriebakeshop plan to have many more delicious collaborations ahead! So there will be way more for us to enjoy, friends! 🥳 IMHO: the next time you see @reveriebakeshop or @happeavegans posting about their collab creations, RUN 🏃🏻‍♀️ don’t walk to get you some! 👏🏻 I have a feeling you’ll be happy that you did! 🥰😘
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26 days ago
My care bear family @reveriebakeshop have a special collab for Kolache day, tomorrow! Hand crafted vegan burnt ends with melty cheese goodness!!! Yes please! Buy one, but I say BUY THEM ALL! Demand more happeaness in DFW! Y’all go get and report back! I now live vicariously through you! Don’t let mama down! #dfwvegans #veganbakery #vegansmallbusiness #veganmeat #vegankolaches #veganburntends #veganbbq
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27 days ago
*****EDIT ALL PREORDERS FOR EASTER ARE SOLD*****There is left, right, up and down. We are all individuals and there is one thing we can all agree on…….🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁 Good food, will bring a family together! We are thankful to be part of your annual tradition for the past 6 Easter’s & we 🙏 for another 21.67 more years to go! Preorders for Easter are still open. Click the linky in the stinky……bio. Love y’all and back to the yard!!!! #veganeaster #veganholiday #veganham #veganmeat #veganbutcher #vegancomfortfood #vegansoftexas #vegansoftx #texasvegans #vegansofsanantonio #satxvegans
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1 month ago
****EASTER PREORDER IS SOLD OUt******
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1 month ago
*****EASTER PREORDER IS SOLD OUT*******Easter is right around the corner and yo Mamasan stay busy. Easter preorders we have a brand new main, dropping…. Our smoked turkey roast, stuffed with our cheesy broccoli rice. Stay ready, I am limiting orders accepted, as I am continually stockpiling for the site relaunch. There will be limited options, as I may have mentioned I’m working on site launch with in stock items. Soy free! Cruelty free! Nut free! Drama free! Made from scratch, by old lady hands; not a factory/lab. Be late to preorder, be unhappea 🫠 #veganbbq #veganpitmaster #veganturkey #veganmeats #veganeaster #vegansoftexas #sanantoniovegans #satxvegans #txvegans #nodaysoff
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1 month ago
The Happea Fam….. #Repost @cannibalteddy with @use.repost ・・・ Thank you @happeavegans for the delicious Vegan Brisket. #vegan #veganism #veganbrisket #happeavegans @cgrangel @vegan_papasan @veganmom_satx
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1 month ago